July 26, 2024
#2964: Olympic Sports explain
[A header is above three panels, with each panel containing a title at the top of how funny it would be, a bullet list of five sports, and one or two depictions of Cueball performing sports from that list.]
Header: Olympic Sports ranked by how funny it would be if I, a regular person without athletic training, snuck onto the team to compete:
[The first panel:]
Title: Not that funny
*Rowing
*Fencing
*Weightlifting
*Golf
*Archery
[This panel shows Cueball putting a ball with a golf club and missing the hole from a close distance, and Cueball aiming a bow while three arrows are on the ground at various distances from the target.]
[The second panel:]
Title: Pretty funny
*Swimming
*Long jump
*Pole vault
*Diving
*Hurdles
[This panel shows Cueball running stomach-first into a hurdle, while holding an arm in front of his head. Another hurdle behind him has fallen down.]
Cueball: [Bonk] Ow! [Bonk] Ow!
[The third panel:]
Title: Incredibly funny
*Figure skating
*Horizontal bar
*Equestrian
*BMX freestyle
*Pommel horse
[The first depiction of this panel shows Cueball balancing himself on a pommel horse as if he’s riding a real horse, with both of his hands and one leg down and the other leg slightly raised.]
Cueball: Look! Look!
[The second depiction of this panel shows Cueball wearing black helmet and riding a horse, struggling to stay on the running horse with both hands and one leg raised.]
Cueball: AAAAA!