March 29, 2024
#2913: Periodic Table Regions explain
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[A periodic table with regions labeled. Regions are marked with shapes that have rounded edges and sometimes a chemical element can be partially in two regions.]
[Hydrogen:]
Slightly fancy protons
[Lithium and beryllium:]
Weird dirt
[4 elements below:]
Regular dirt
[6 elements further below:]
Ends in a number, let it slumber
ends in a letter, not much better
[Left side of the transition metals group:]
Boring alloy metals
Probably critical to the spark plug industry or something
(but one of them is radioactive so stay on your toes)
[Most of the top row of the transition metals + aluminum:]
Regular metals
[Below the rightmost “regular metals”:]
Weird metals
[Between “boring alloy metals” and “weird metals”:]
$$$$
[Boron:]
Boron (fool’s carbon)
[Top-center of p-block:]
You are here
[Top-right of p-block, excluding the rightmost column:]
Safety goggles required
[5 uppermost elements of the rightmost column:]
Lawful neutral
[Iodine and radon:]
Very specific health problems
[Below and to the right of “weird metals”:]
Murder weapons
[Bottom row from the fourth column onwards:]
Don’t bother learning their names - they’re not staying long
[The lanthanides and actinides below the rest of the table, two rows of fifteen elements, arrow pointing to a conspicuous gap in the third column of the main table where the fifteenth would ordinarily be:]
Whoever figures out a better way to fit these up there gets the next Nobel Prize