January 26, 2024
#2886: Fast Radio Bursts explain
[Cueball standing behind a lectern, with a poster hung from the ceiling behind him, raising his hand]
Potential sources of fast radio bursts:
(1) Energetic stellar-sized astrophysical objects floating in space
Cueball: We’re pretty sure this is what most of them are.
[Close-up on Cueball, not raising hand.]
(2) Microwave ovens in the observatory break room
Cueball: This was some of them, oops. (Petroff et. al., 2015)
(3) Energetic steller-sized microwave ovens floating in space
Cueball: We think this one is unlikely.
[Zoom out back to perspective of first panel.]
(4) Energetic stellar-sized astrophysical objects in the observatory break room
Cueball: This is almost certainly not it, though we’re sending a grad student to double-check.