#2673: Cursed mRNA Cocktail explain

Ever wondered what it would be like to drink the new COVID booster?

This recipe approximately recreates the taste and nutritional profile!

(Note: does not protect against COVID.)

[The following two testimonies are displayed in spiky bubbles.]

“…What? Eww.” -CDC spokesperson

“Please stop.” -Dr. Anthony Fauci

Ingredients

2 cups water

3 tbsp mayonnaise

¼ tsp MSG or nutritional yeast

1 tbsp sugar

Directions

Pour 1 cup of water into a blender. Add the mayonnaise and MSG. Blend until smooth.

Pour the other cup of water into a glass. Add the sugar and 1 tsp of the mixture from the blender. Stir well.

Serve in shot glasses.