#2666: Universe Price Tiers explain

[A table with three columns, labeled “Universe Lite™”, “Universe Standard®”, and “Universe Pro®™”. Each row is labeled with a property of the universe.]

Universe Lite™, Universe Standard®, Universe Pro®™

Price: Free, $14.95/month, $49.95/month

Ads: Yes, Yes, No

Number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin: 4,

64, 4096

Free will or determinism: Determinism, Free will, Free

will

Cosmic speed limit: 65 mph, 300,000 km/s, Unlimited

If a tree falls in a forest and there’s no one there to

hear…: No sound, Simple beep, Full sound

Meaning of Life: Unknowable, Uncertain, Clearly

explained

Sound of one hand clapping: [None], [None], Kazzap!

Aging and death: Mandatory, Mandatory, Opt-in

Does god play dice with the universe?: Yes, and he

cheats, Yes, No

Bad things…: Happen to good people only, Happen to

good and bad people, Don’t happen

What happens to those who sow the wind: Reap the

whirlwind, Reap the whirlwind, Lots of crops everywhere