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August 19, 2022

#2661: Age Milestone Privileges explain

Age Milestone Privileges

Age Milestones

and associated privileges

16  Drive

17  Attend R-rated movies alone

18  Vote

21  Buy alcohol

25  Rent a car

32  Run for senate

35  Run for president

40  Rent a flying car

45  Learn about the God-Empress

50  Join AARP

50  Get a shingles vaccine

52  Click to skip captchas

55  Vote for God-Empress

62  $80 National parks lifetime pass

65  Eligible for Medicare

67  Collect Social Security

68  See “Skip Ads” button on live TV

70  Run for God-Empress

75  Ride any animal in a national park

80  Eligible for MegaCare

85  Click to toggle whether any ad is positive or negative about the product

90  Click to make any movie R-rated

100  Get a letter from the president

102  (35+67) Collect a presidential pension

105  Get a birthday card from the God-Empress

111  Leave your own birthday party early by putting on a magic ring

118  Vote 100 times

120  Collect the pensions of all elected officials

125  Drink alcohol in an R-rated movie while getting a shingles vaccine from the president

128  Age rolls over, become a baby again