#2505: News Story Reaction explain

[Cueball is sitting at a desk, typing on his laptop. What he types is shown above Cueball, as indicated by the line going from his hands to the text.]

Cueball: Devastated to hear that a pack of wild dogs got into the Louvre and shredded the Mona Lisa.

Cueball: What a loss for humanity.

Cueball: My first kiss was in the aisle of a J.C. Penny{{sic}} that had a poster of the Mona Lisa on the wall, so this is hitting me especially hard.

[Caption below the panel]

Sometimes I have to remind myself not to make every news story about me.