June 23, 2021
#2480: No, The Other One
[A typical line-drawn map projection of the United States, with discontiguous Alaska and Hawaii moved into a convenient corner.]
[Coastlines and national borders are in a firm half-tone.]
[Non-coastal state boundaries are shown in a lighter tone and feature the standard two-letter abbreviations.]
[Location dots and labels of the settlements they represent are overlaid in solid black.]
[Within each of the states, expanded here for readability, are the following placenames…]
AK [Alaska]
Houston
AL [Alabama]
Detroit
Houston
Jackson
AR [Arkansas]
Nashville
AZ [Arizona]
Miami
Peoria
CA [California]
Beaumont
Jamestown
Lincoln
Mesa
Plymouth
CO [Colorado]
[An unlabelled dot, between text for Louisville, CO and Atlanta, NE; probably the actual Mesa, CO.]
Louisville
Mesa [Appears to be the incorrectly-labeled town of Orchard Mesa, CO.]
CT [Connecticut]
Salem
DE [Delaware]
Atlanta
Newark
FL [Florida]
Bowling Green
Houston
GA [Georgia]
Albany
Columbus
Dallas
Roswell
HI [Hawaii]
Mountain View
IA [Iowa]
Indianapolis
Knoxville
ID [Idaho]
Atlanta
Princeton
IL [Illinois]
Beverly Hills
Lincoln
Plano
IN [Indiana]
Houston
Plymouth
KS [Kansas]
Detroit
Manhattan
Ottawa
KY [Kentucky]
Anchorage
New Haven
LA [Louisiana]
Alexandria
MA [Massachusetts]
Princeton
MD [Maryland]
Pasadena
Phoenix
ME [Maine]
Lisbon
Portland
Vienna
MI [Michigan]
Atlanta
Saint Louis
MN [Minnesota]
Albany
Austin
Bloomington
Grand Rapids
MO [Missouri]
Boston
Houston
Savannah
MS [Mississippi]
Philadelphia
MT [Montana]
Lincoln
Manhattan
NC [North Carolina]
Dallas
Washington
ND [North Dakota]
Jamestown
New England
NE [Nebraska]
Atlanta
Cedar Rapids
Memphis
NH [New Hampshire]
Lisbon
NJ [New Jersey]
Long Beach
NM [New Mexico]
Des Moines
Las Vegas
NV [Nevada]
Dayton
NY [New York]
North Pole
Philadelphia
Texas
[Further subtitled as…]
(Texas, Mexico)
OH [Ohio]
Bowling Green
Cambridge
Gettysburg
Houston
OK [Oklahoma]
Disney
Orlando
Saint Louis
OR [Oregon]
Dallas
Oakland
Phoenix
PA [Pennsylvania]
Jersey Shore
RI [Rhode Island]
Lincoln
SC [South Carolina]
Baton Rouge
SD [South Dakota]
Dallas
Gettysburg
TN [Tennessee]
Fayetteville
White House
TX [Texas]
Atlanta
Beverly Hills
Buffalo
Los Angeles
Miami
New York
Pasadena
San Diego
Santa Fe
South Bend
UT [Utah]
Cleveland
VA [Virginia]
Key West
VT [Vermont]
Richmond
WA [Washington]
Des Moines
WI [Wisconsin]
Atlanta
WV [West Virginia]
Bridgeport
WY [Wyoming]
Albany
Atlantic City
Buffalo