#2531: Dark Arts explain

[Cueball and White Hat stand in a slightly darkened room, with a jagged circle of light centered on Cueball and light-reflecting onto White Hat’s face. Cueball holds his arm out with his palm facing towards White Hat.]

Cueball: Long ago, in another age, I mastered these dark arts.

Cueball: But I now endeavor to live my life such that I never need them.

Cueball: Their power leads only to ruin.

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