#2342: Exposure Notification

[Cueball standing, holding out his chiming smartphone to review alerts it has received.]

Alert 1:43 PM

Good news: You recently had close contact with someone who has not tested positive for COVID.

Alert 1:38 PM

Good news: You recently had close contact with someone who has not tested positive for COVID.

Alert 1:36 PM

Good news: You recently had close contact with someone who has not tested positive for COVID.

Alert 1:31 PM

Good news: You recently had close contact with someone who has not tested positive for COVID.

[Caption below the panel:]

No one likes my new COVID exposure notification app.