August 5, 2020
#2342: Exposure Notification explain

[Cueball standing, holding out his chiming smartphone to review alerts it has received.]
Alert 1:43 PM
Good news: You recently had close contact with someone who has not tested positive for COVID.
Alert 1:38 PM
Good news: You recently had close contact with someone who has not tested positive for COVID.
Alert 1:36 PM
Good news: You recently had close contact with someone who has not tested positive for COVID.
Alert 1:31 PM
Good news: You recently had close contact with someone who has not tested positive for COVID.
[Caption below the panel:]
No one likes my new COVID exposure notification app.