August 3, 2020
#2341: Scientist Tech Help
What tech people think scientists need help with:
[Cueball, Ponytail, and Megan are facing a second Cueball and Hairbun. Ponytail is gesturing with her hand out. The second Cueball has his finger raised.]
Ponytail: Please–our data, it’s too complex! Can your magical machine minds unearth the patterns that lie within?
Cueball 2: We shall marshal our finest algorithms!
What scientists actually need:
[The two Cueballs, Ponytail, Megan, and Hairbun are in the same position as before. The second Cueball no longer has his finger raised.]
Ponytail: For a few weeks in June, the lab was infested by wasps, so we had to take pictures of the equipment through the window.
Ponytail: How do you get graphs from a Polaroid photo into Excel?