March 11, 2020
#2279: Symptoms explain

[Cueball and Megan stand facing each other, with Cueball looking down at his smartphone held up in one hand.]
Cueball: It says here common symptoms include shortness of breath, fever, fatigue, and a dry cough.
Megan: That’s reassuring to me, a person with powerful lungs, icy skin, frenzied energy, and an incredibly wet cough.