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December 9, 2020

#2396: Wonder Woman 1984

Wonder Woman 1984

[Ponytail sitting at a desk, chatting with Cueball (off-screen) on a laptop.]

Ponytail: Just two weeks until I see Wonder Woman 1984, learn who the Democratic nominee was, and find out how the election went.

Cueball: Huh?

[Close-up on Ponytail.]

Ponytail: To avoid spoilers, I blocked all news sites ahead of the November 2019 release.

Ponytail: But then they bumped the date on my ticket to June 2020, and now December 25th.

Ponytail: It also moved to a drive-in theater? Some retro promotion, maybe.

[Cueball on his laptop, chatting with Ponytail (off-screen) on a laptop.]

Cueball: Wait, you haven’t seen any news?

Ponytail: Nope!

Cueball: So you don’t know about -

Ponytail: No spoilers!

[Back to Ponytail sitting at a desk, chatting with Cueball (off-screen) on a laptop.]

Cueball: Okay. Just…

Cueball: Bring a mask, in case you need to get out of the car.

Ponytail: Oh, I’ll have a full costume! But it’s a tiara, not a mask.