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November 6, 2020

#2382: Ballot Tracker Tracker

Ballot Tracker Tracker

[Cueball is sitting behind a desk, pointing at a laptop. White Hat is standing behind him. Crumpled-up papers are strewn across the ground. ]

Cueball: And this tab is my ballot tracker tracker, which tracks how quickly other ballot trackers update.

White Hat: You should add a tracker for how often you breathe so you don’t forget.

Cueball: I will breathe when they call it.