#2369: All-in-One explain

[A large printer-like machine, with the label All-in-One Paper Processor on the top left of it. There are three columns of functions, with a few of them having a green light. At the top of the machine is a “paper feed” tray. At the bottom of the machine, is a large hole, for outputting the paper.]

Column 1

*Print (lit green)

*Copy

*Fax (lit green)

*Shred

*Scan

*Translate

*Summarize

*Plagiarize

*Collate (lit green)

Column 2

*Staple (lit green)

*Remove staples

*Add those perforated edge strips that are so fun to tear

*Roll

*Burn

*Eat

Column 3

*Fold airplane

*Origami flower

*Corrugate

*Paper-mâché

*Découpage

*Notarize (lit green)

*Biodegrade

*Crumple and throw at trash like a basketball (lit green)