July 19, 2019
#2178: Expiration Date High Score explain

[Title up in the panel:]
What’s the most expired item you’ve found in your house?
Calculate your
Expiration Date High Score
(must be something you purchased)
[Equation in a circle:]
Score = (year you found item) minus (year item expired) divided by (your age when you found it), multiplied by 100
[Megan and Cueball talking in a kitchen, with Megan holding a can.]
Megan: These beans expired in 2010! That’s… let’s see… 24.3! New personal best!
Cueball: You’re never going to beat your mom’s jar of pickles from 1978.
Megan: Maybe there are more cans in there. Remind me not to look until 2030.
Cueball: This is the worst competition.