#2167: Motivated Reasoning Olympics

[Cueball is holding a trophy with a 2 engraved on it, showing it off to Ponytail]

Cueball: Check it out, I won first place at the Motivated Reasoning Olympics!

Ponytail: That trophy says “second.”

Cueball: Well, the guy who won was caught cheating in an earlier round, so the board is almost certain to strip him of his win once they review the…