#2157: Diploma Legal Notes explain

[An official document with a title at the top between two images of graduation hats on either side:]

Congratulations, Class of 2019!

Your diploma grants you many new powers and privileges. These include:

* You may now legally perform marriages and arrest people.

* If you have your diploma with you, you can use grocery store express lanes with any number of items.

* All graduates are entitled to delete one word of their choice from the Oxford English Dictionary.

* The university will mail you your working lightsaber within 6-8 weeks.

* You can send mail without stamps.

* You have earned the right to challenge the British royal family to trial by combat. If you defeat them all, the throne is yours.

* You may now ignore “Do Not Pet” warnings on airport security dogs.