December 23, 2019
#2245: Edible Arrangements
[Cueball and Megan are sitting on opposite sides of a leafless tree. They are silhouetted.]
Cueball: I don’t get how Edible Arrangements is a thing.
[Zoomed in on Cueball and Megan leaning against the tree]
Megan: That’s easy — picking out presents is hard and fruit is delicious.
Cueball: Yeah, true.
[Megan gestures with an open hand]
Megan: But my question is, why did they call it “Edible Arrangements” and not “Vore of the Roses”?
[Pan to just Megan. Megan turns to face Cueball]
Cueball: Just for that, I’m going to cancel the one I got you.
Megan: Nooo! I want my Mouth Blossoms!
Megan: My Juicy Bouquet! My Oral Floral!
Megan: Hey, come back!