May 4, 2018
#1989: IMHO explain
[Cueball, Megan, and Ponytail stand together, talking.]
Cueball: I thought the “H” in “IMHO” was “humble,” but Buzzfeed ran a poll and “honest” won.
Megan: That can’t be true. Their readers are messing with us.
[Cueball and Megan look at Ponytail.]
Ponytail: Are you sure? I always used it to mean “honest.”
Megan: …What?!
[Close up of Cueball holding a phone. A box with usage of “IMHO” and “TBH” from Google Trends shows “TBH” suddenly rising in 2011, with a second spike in 2014.]
Cueball: It was definitely “humble” in the 1990s.
Cueball: Maybe people who picked it up after the rise of “TBH” in 2011 interpreted it as “honest” and used it that way.
[Cueball, Megan, and Ponytail as before.]
Megan: I can’t get over this. What other wrong opinions do you have?
Megan: The “G” in “G-I-F”?
Ponytail: Silent.
[Close up of Ponytail, with Megan talking from offscreen.]
Megan: The “S” in “SMDH”?
Ponytail: “Swallowing.”
Megan: The “G” in “OMG”?
Ponytail: “Giantess” or “genitals.”
[Cueball, Megan, and Ponytail as before.]
Megan: The Dress?
Ponytail: Black and white.
Megan: Is the database language “sequel” or “ess cue ell”?
Ponytail: I’ve always said “squill.”
Cueball: Okay, the big one: how many spaces after a period?
Ponytail: None; I use tabs.
Cueball: OMG.
Megan: Yeah, mine too.