April 4, 2018
#1976: Friendly Questions
[Cueball and Hairy meet each other.]
Cueball: Hey!
Hairy: Oh, hi!
[Cueball looks down at a sticky note in his hand.]
[The yellow sticky note reads:]
Normal human conversation
- Ask them about themselves
[Cueball looks at Hairy.]
Cueball: How many…apples…have you eaten?
Hairy: …Like, in my life?
Cueball: Yes.
Hairy: …
Cueball: …I should go.
Hairy: OK.