#1960: Code Golf

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define callMeIshmaelSomeYearsAgoNeverMindHowLongPrecisely():

return 0

define havingLittleOrNoMoneyInMyPurseAndNothingParticular(toInterestMeOnShoreIThoughtIWouldSail):

return 1+toInterestMeOnShoreIThoughtIWouldSail

define aLittleAndSeeTheWateryPartOfTheWorld(

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My hobby:

Reverse Code Golf