December 17, 2018
#2086: History Department
[Ponytail is standing behind a lectern holding a hand up indicating the presentation screen next to her with a list of time periods. The screen has a string ending in ring, attached to it, to pull it down.]
Ponytail: 2018 was a productive year for the history department - we were able to fully analyze over four months of history.
Ponytail: Unfortunately, over that same period, an entire year of new history was produced.
Ponytail: I’m afraid we’re falling behind.
April 19-22, 1979
May 21-25, 585 BCE
May 16, 2001