#2073: Kilogram explain

[Black Hat talking to Ponytail, Cueball, and Megan while all stand in a row. Megan’s hands are raised emphatically.]

Black Hat: To end many years of confusion, the International Committee for Weights and Measures has just voted to redefine the kilogram.

Black Hat: As of next May, it will equal exactly one pound.

Ponytail: Oh, cool.

Cueball: That does make things simpler.

Megan: No!!