September 20, 2017
#1892: USB Cables explain
[15 USB cables are shown lying in a column. They are mostly very similar, with small differences. To the right of the cables there are 12 labels, as three of the labels belongs to three sets of two cables.]
[2 cables] Carry power but not data
Carries data but not power
Too short
Charges phone slowly
Won’t auto-activate portable charger
[2 cables] Has annoying ferrite lumps
Heavy and not very flexible
[2 cables] Frayed
Plug doesn’t fit through case
Needs to be twisted to keep working
Weird shape
The good one
[Caption below the panel:]
The law of USB cables: No matter how many you get, you only ever have one good one.