#1869: Positive and Negative Reviews explain

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SmartQuench 9000

Sports Drink

20 oz 12-pack

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—Customer reviews—

Amy 2015 (4 of 5 stars) Perfect after a run

Anon513 (5 of 5 stars) My favorite flavor

Merlin (1 of 5 stars) Drinking this made me thirstier

Mike63 (4 of 5 stars) Good price

B Button (1 of 5 stars) Drank 3 bottles on a hot day and got dehydrated!

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Physics tells us that negative reviews are really just positive reviews from people traveling backward in time.