#1853: Once Per Day explain

[Megan and Cueball are standing together, facing each other.]

Megan: Got any plans for the day?

Cueball: I’m going to eat an apple, an egg, one baby aspirin, and a piece of dark chocolate, drink six glasses of water, one glass of red wine, a cup of coffee, and a cup of tea, then do 30 minutes of exercise.

Cueball: Then back to sleep for another 8 hours!

[Caption below the panel:]

I only do things that news stories have specifically told me to do once per day.