#1801: Decision Paralysis

[Megan and Cueball are standing near two sport cars. Megan points excitedly at the cars while Cueball looks at his smartphone.]

Megan: There! If we steal one of those cars, we can get to the base and defuse the bomb!

Cueball: Hmm, the one on the left accelerates faster but has a lower top speed.

Cueball: Ooh, the right one has good traction control. Are the roads wet?

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Protip: If you ever need to defeat me, just give me two very similar options and unlimited internet access.