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December 25, 2017

#1933: Santa Facts

Santa Facts

[An annotated picture of Santa is shown.]


Facts and Figures

Type: Flying/Psychic

Plural: “Santa”

Active Warrants: 5

Lubricated for easy passage down chimneys

Vertical leap: 14 Miles

Sleigh flag of convenience: Panama

9th in presidential line of succession

Not technically an insect—actually an arthropod

Only known vampire able to enter house without being invited

Works with Alexa


IUCN red list: Critically endangered

Diet: 80% Reindeer

Liability Insurance: None