December 25, 2017
#1933: Santa Facts explain

[An annotated picture of Santa is shown.]
Santa
Facts and Figures
Type: Flying/Psychic
Plural: “Santa”
Active Warrants: 5
Lubricated for easy passage down chimneys
Vertical leap: 14 Miles
Sleigh flag of convenience: Panama
9th in presidential line of succession
Not technically an insect—actually an arthropod
Only known vampire able to enter house without being invited
Works with Alexa
Ribbed
IUCN red list: Critically endangered
Diet: 80% Reindeer
Liability Insurance: None