#1931: Virtual Assistant

[Megan stands next to a small table with a Google Home sitting on it.]

Megan: Ok, Google–

Google Home: THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

Google Home: CRASH THUD!

Google Home: CLICK THUMP THUMP

Google Home: [sink running]

Google Home: ZIIIIIP! CLICK

Google Home: THUMP THUMP CLICK

Google Home: SLAM!

Google Home: THUMPATHUMPATHUMPA

Google Home: H… Pant …Hello… Pant

Google Home: How… How can I help you?

[Text below the panel:]

I want to hack the world’s smart home devices, but not to create a botnet or anything—I just want to make them play this sound clip every time you invoke them.