December 20, 2017
#1931: Virtual Assistant explain

[Megan stands next to a small table with a Google Home sitting on it.]
Megan: Ok, Google–
Google Home: THUMP-THUMP-THUMP
Google Home: CRASH THUD!
Google Home: CLICK THUMP THUMP
Google Home: [sink running]
Google Home: ZIIIIIP! CLICK
Google Home: THUMP THUMP CLICK
Google Home: SLAM!
Google Home: THUMPATHUMPATHUMPA
Google Home: H… *Pant* …Hello… *Pant*
Google Home: How… How can I help you?
[Text below the panel:]
I want to hack the world’s smart home devices, but not to create a botnet or anything—I just want to make them play this sound clip every time you invoke them.