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December 20, 2017

#1931: Virtual Assistant explain

Virtual Assistant

[Megan stands next to a small table with a Google Home sitting on it.]

Megan: Ok, Google–

Google Home: THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

Google Home: CRASH  THUD!

Google Home: CLICK  THUMP THUMP

Google Home: [sink running]

Google Home: ZIIIIIP!  CLICK

Google Home: THUMP THUMP  CLICK

Google Home: SLAM!

Google Home: THUMPATHUMPATHUMPA

Google Home: H… *Pant* …Hello… *Pant*

Google Home: How… How can I help you?

[Text below the panel:]

I want to hack the world’s smart home devices, but not to create a botnet or anything—I just want to make them play this sound clip every time you invoke them.