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October 25, 2017

#1907: Immune System

Immune System

[Ponytail is standing in front of a boardroom meeting, pointing to a presentation on a screen. Cueball, Megan and Hairbun are in the audience, sitting at a long table; an extra, unoccupied chair is in the front.]

Ponytail: My body hosts an autonomous microscopic defensive swarm that will do anything to protect me.

Ponytail: I have no ability to restrain it and I don’t know my own power.

Ponytail: So listen up.

Ponytail: Sales grew by 4% this quarter…

[Caption below the panel:]

Business protip: You can strengthen any presentation by opening with a reminder about how cool immune systems are.