October 25, 2017
#1907: Immune System
[Ponytail is standing in front of a boardroom meeting, pointing to a presentation on a screen. Cueball, Megan and Hairbun are in the audience, sitting at a long table; an extra, unoccupied chair is in the front.]
Ponytail: My body hosts an autonomous microscopic defensive swarm that will do anything to protect me.
Ponytail: I have no ability to restrain it and I don’t know my own power.
Ponytail: So listen up.
Ponytail: Sales grew by 4% this quarter…
[Caption below the panel:]
Business protip: You can strengthen any presentation by opening with a reminder about how cool immune systems are.