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January 30, 2017

#1792: Bird/Plane/Superman

Bird/Plane/Superman

Bird Plane Superman Carries people ✓ ✓ Often flies in groups ✓ ✓ Created in 20th century ✓ ✓ Uses magnetic navigation ✓ ✓ Enthusiast community obsesses over small coloration details ✓ ✓ ✓ Preyed on by cats ✓ Occasional mid-air sex ✓ ✓ ✓ Eaten during seasonal feasts ✓ Propelled by flapping ✓ Sometimes loses ability to fly, needs to sunbathe to regain it ✓ ✓ Can take a punch ✓ ✓ Mating behaviour often observed by a hidden David Attenborough ✓ Not that we know of Capable of intentionally releasing poop mid-flight ✓ ✓ Chases and eats bugs ✓ Only when bored