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January 30, 2017

#1792: Bird/Plane/Superman explain

Bird/Plane/Superman

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! !! Bird !! Plane !! Superman

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| Carries people || || ✓ || ✓

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| Often flies in groups || ✓ || ✓ ||

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| Created in 20th century || || ✓ || ✓

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| Uses magnetic navigation || ✓ || ✓ ||

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| Enthusiast community obsesses over small coloration details || ✓ || ✓ || ✓

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| Preyed on by cats || ✓ || ||

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| Occasional mid-air sex || ✓ || ✓ || ✓

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| Eaten during seasonal feasts || ✓ || ||

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| Propelled by flapping || ✓ || ||

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| Sometimes loses ability to fly, needs to sunbathe to regain it || ✓ || || ✓

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| Can take a punch || || ✓ || ✓

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| Mating behavior often observed by a hidden David Attenborough || ✓ || || Not that we know of

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| Capable of intentionally releasing poop mid-flight || ✓ || || ✓

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| Chases and eats bugs || ✓ || || Only when bored

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