#1789: Phone Numbers

[White Hat is looking at a smartphone held out by Cueball.]

Cueball: I have five phone numbers for you. Which one should I use?

White Hat: That first one is my cell - you should use the Google Voice one, since it will forward to my laptop if I’m on WiFi. #5 is my work number, which just forwards to #1. #3 should always work but can’t do texts.

White Hat: You can delete #4. I think.

[Caption below the frame:]

Another reason I never call people.