July 13, 2016
#1706: Genetic Testing
[Cueball and Megan are talking to each other.]
Cueball: I sent a DNA sample to one of those “Trace your ancestry” projects.
Megan: How legit are those?
Cueball: No idea. I just figured it’d be fun.
Six weeks later…
[Cueball walks towards Megan with a letter in his hand.]
Cueball: Sweet, got my results back.
Megan: Ooh, share!
48% Labrador Retriever
12% Cocker Spaniel
[Megan is holding the report.]
Megan: I think you sent your sample to the wrong service.
Cueball: Just in case, I should probably start avoiding chocolate.