#1689: My Friend Catherine

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New favorite substitution:

My Cat→My Friend Catherine

[A news feed with comments by six different people discussing their cat, but after the above substitution. Next to each post is a user image, and above the clear text of the substituted comment is a unreadable line of wiggles probably with information about the post time stamp.]

[A head shot of a person seen straight on with black hair:]

My friend Catherine just did a backflip and then ate a bug!

[A full view of Cueball:]

I wish my friend Catherine wouldn’t wake me up by chewing on my hair.

[A head shot of Megan with unreadable text below the image:]

Oh no, my friend Catherine has learned to open the refrigerator.

[A head shot seen from the front of Knit Cap:]

My friend Catherine just walked in, threw up on the rug, and walked out.

[A head shot of Ponytail:]

My friend Catherine is looking out the window making weird noises at the birds.

[Cueball seen from the torso and up:]

I wish my friend Catherine wouldn’t make eye contact with me while pooping.