#1698: Theft Quadrants explain

[A chart with an Eisenhower box, consisting of four labelled squares. To the left the rows are labelled hard and easy and two lines goes to from these labels to a description of what the labels refer to saying “how hard thing would be to steal”. On the bottom the rows are labelled not that bad and very bad and two lines goes to from these labels to a description of what the labels refer to saying “how bad it would be if someone stole it”. The top left box is labelled “the Crown Jewels”. The top right box is labelled “the nuclear launch codes”. The bottom left box is labelled “the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. The bottom right box is labelled “the tinyurl.com domain name”.]