#1697: Intervocalic Fortition explain

[Cueball holding his hands in front of his mouth is whispering into a Cueball-like person’s ear. The second Cueball turns his head towards the first Cueball.]

Cueball: Psst–teach your kids to pronounce V’s in the middle of words as F’s, but don’t write down why you’re doing it.

Cueball: Pass it on.

[Caption below the panel:]

My hobby: Playing pranks on future linguists