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NAME

blerp

SYNOPSIS

blerp {[ OPTION | ARGS ]…[ ARGS … -f [FLAGS] …}

blerp {… DIRECTORY … URL | BLERP} OPTIONS ] -{}

DESCRIPTION

blerp FILTERS LOCAL OR REMOTE FILES OR RESOURCES USING PATTERNS DEFINED BY ARGUMENTS AND ENVIRONMENT VARIABLES. THIS BEHAVIOR CAN BE ALTERED BY VARIOUS FLAGS.

OPTIONS

-a ATTACK MODE

-b SUPPRESS BEES

-— FLAGS USE EM DASHES

-c COUNT NUMBER OF ARGUMENTS

-d PIPES OUTPUT TO DEBUG.EXE

-D DEPRECATED

-e EXECUTE SOMETHING

-f FUN MODE

-g USE GOOGLE

-h CHECK WHETHER INPUT HALTS

-i IGNORE CASE (LOWER)

-I IGNORE CASE (UPPER)

-jk KIDDING

-n BEHAVIOR NOT DEFINED

-o OVERWRITE

-O OPPOSITE DAY

-p SET TRUE POPE; ACCEPTS “ROME” OR “AVIGNON”

-q QUIET MODE; OUTPUT IS PRINTED TO STDOUT INSTEAD OF BEING SPOKEN ALOUD

-r RANDOMIZE ARGUMENTS

-R RUN RECURSIVELY ON http://*

-s FOLLOW SYMBOLIC LINKS SYMBOLICALLY

-S STEALTH MODE

-t TUMBLE DRY

-u UTF-8 MODE; OTHERWISE DEFAULTS TO ANSEL

-U UPDATE (DEFAULT: FACEBOOK)

-v VERBOSE; ALIAS TO find / -exec cat {}

-V SET VERSION NUMBER

-y YIKES