May 11, 2016
#1679: Substitutions 3 explain
[Caption above the panel:]
Even More
Substitutions
That make reading the news more fun
[A table of words/sentences on the left that change in to those on the left. Between each set of words there is an arrow pointing from right.]
{|
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Gaffe
| ➜
| Magic spell
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Ancient
| ➜
| Haunted
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Star-Studded
| ➜
| Blood-soaked
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Remains to be seen
| ➜
| Will never be known
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Silver bullet
| ➜
| Way to kill werewolves
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Subway system
| ➜
| Tunnels I found
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Surprising
| ➜
| Surprising (but not to me)
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | War of words
| ➜
| Interplanetary war
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Tension
| ➜
| Sexual tension
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Cautiously optimistic
| ➜
| Delusional
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Doctor Who
| ➜
| The Big Bang Theory
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Win votes
| ➜
| Find Pokémon
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Behind the headlines
| ➜
| Beyond the grave
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Email \
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Facebook Post
| ➜
| Poem
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Tweet /
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Facebook CEO
| ➜
| This guy
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Latest
| ➜
| Final
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Disrupt
| ➜
| Destroy
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Meeting
| ➜
| Ménage à trois
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | Scientists
| ➜
| Channing Tatum and his friends
|-
| style=“text-align:right;” | You won’t believe
| ➜
| I’m really sad about
|}