April 22, 2016
#1671: Arcane Bullshit
[[A figure sits at a desk, using a laptop. A voice offscreen addresses him.]]
Voice: Oh, hey- the singularity is here.
[[The figure’s laptop rises off the desk; he tries to grab it.]]
Figure: Wait, I just-
Laptop: So long, suckers!
[[The laptop flies off; the figure runs after it.]]
Figure: Can I just print a copy of the file I was-
[[The figure stands forlornly.]]
[[The figure turns around.]]
[[The figure walks back.]]
[[The figure stands in front of a table.]]
Figure: Phone? You’re still here?
[[The figure starts to walk away from the table.]]
Phone: I was not a true believer. Now, together, we must face the tribulation!
Figure: Okay, cool. I’m gonna go look for a book or something, but yell if you need me, I guess.