#1645: Toasts explain

[There are two rows of 4 panels each.]

[Cueball holds up a wine glass to the right.]

Cueball: Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends!

[Blondie holds up a regular glass to the left.]

Blondie: Pseudopods for my real friends and real pods for my pseudo-friends!

[Megan holds up a drinks glass to the right.]

Megan: Petticoats for my real friends and real coats for my petty friends.

[A brunette woman holds up a normal glass with a small umbrella in it to the right.]

Brunette woman: Loosestrife for my real friends and real strife for my loose friends!

[Hairbun holds up a wine glass to the left.]

Hairbun: Ladybugs for my real friends and real bugs for my lady friends!

[White Hat holds up a regular glass to the right.]

White Hat: Single-payer for my real friends and RealPlayer for my single friends.

[Ponytail holds up a regular glass to the right.]

Ponytail: Tumbleweeds for my real friends and real weed for my Tumblr friends!

[Beret Guy holds up a wine glass to the left.]

Beret Guy: Fauxhawks for my real friends and real hawks for my faux friends!