#1774: Adjective Foods explain

[An arrangement of labeled foodstuffs, from left to right and top to bottom:]

Premium Stone-ground Bespoke, Cage-free

Gourmet Fire-roasted Glazed flambé

Organic All-natural Locally-sourced Artisanal, Kosher, Grade A

Craft Barrel-aged Smoked Authentic Homemade Sun-dried Whole Extra Sharp

Low-calorie Lite Original Flavor

[Caption:] I’m trying to trick supermarkets into carrying my new line of adjective-only foods.