#1760: TV Problems

[Cueball is sitting by his TV, holding his phone, when White Hat walks in.]

White Hat: Hey, turn on the news.

Cueball (Sitting on the floor in front of a computer holding a cell phone): Can’t. Downloading a CD onto my phone.

White Hat (off-screen): Why?

Cueball: So I can use it to fix my computer’s operating system enough that I can teach it to talk to my TV screen.

White Hat: But then you’ll be able to watch the news?

Cueball: (off-screen): No.

White Hat: Don’t you have a computer science degree?

Cueball: That just means I understand how everything went so wrong.