November 14, 2016

#1759: British Map explain

[A black-and-white map of Great Britain. The detail on the map is minimal, showing mainly the outlines of the land, chevrons representing otherwise sparse areas of high hills or mountains, and points representing cities. The only other features are a small drawing of a protractor south of one peninsula, a lake with two small sailboats on the west side of the largest landmass, and a short dashed line in the southeast connecting the main landmass to another section of land across water. The caption in the upper-right states in large letters “A BRITISH MAP,” then in smaller letters underneath, “LABELED BY AN AMERICAN.” Most of the map’s area is covered by labels for various features, which are listed below.]

[In Scotland, from north to south:]

Helcaraxë

Blick

Everdeen

Norther Sea (to the west)

Highlands

Loch Lomond

Fjordham

Glassdoor

Eavestroughs

Seasedge

Meowth

Chough

Blighton

Glutenfree

[In England, from north to south:]

Eyemouth

Earhand

Hairskull

Lakebottom

Braintree

Skinflower

Weedle

Bjork

Crewneck

Paisley

Eeugh

Aidenn

Basil

Hillfolk

Waterdown

Borough-Upon-Mappe

Cadbury

Landmouth (to the East)

The Shire

West Norsussex

Redsox

Hamwich

Lionsgate

Keebler

South Norwessex

Kingsbottom

Cambridge

Frampton

Nothingham

Cair Paravel

Dampshire

Cumberbatch

Oxford

Paulblart

Corbyn

London

GMT

BBC Channel 4 (to the West)

Minas Tirith

Tems-Upon-Thames

Tubemap

Hogsmeade

Cambnewton

Oughghough

Efrafa

Chansey

Sundial

Lower Bottom

Dobby

Menthol

West Sea (to the West)

Blandford

Southframpton

Tarp

Longbit

[In Wales, from north to south:]

Fhqwhgads

Cabinetry

Bloughshire

Aberforth

Dryford

Kingsfriend

Camelot

The CW

Whaling

Moorhen

Cardigan

[In Northern Ireland:]

Belfast Devoe

[In the Republic of Ireland:]

Dubstep