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October 24, 2016

#1750: Life Goals

Life Goals

[A to-do list with a caption above:]

Life Goals

☐ Meet Skrillex in Phoenix

☐ Study zymurgy

☐ Get a pet axolotl named Hexxus

☐ Observe a syzygy from Zzyzx, California

☐ Port the games Zzyzzyxx and Xexyz to Xbox

☐ Publish a Zzzax/Mister Mxyzptlk crossover

☐ Bike from Xhafzotaj, Albania to Qazaxbəyli, Azerbaijan

☐ Paint an archaeopteryx fighting a muzquizopteryx

☐ Finish a game of Scrabble without getting punched