October 14, 2016
#1746: Making Friends
[Cueball is walking with Ponytail holding her arms out while talking.]
Ponytail: Making friends is so much harder once you’re out of school.
Ponytail: Everyone’s so busy. And how do you even meet people?
[In this frame-less panel Cueball raises his arms in front of his chest while they walk on.]
Cueball: Here’s what I do:
Cueball: I pretend to be weak and injured, and wait for others to start circling, hoping to take my food, shelter, and nutrients.
[Cueball stop walking and lifts both arms straight out as Ponytail turns towards him.]
Cueball: Then, before they can descend, I start telling them cool facts about space until they like me.
Cueball: Bam, friendship!
Ponytail: This explains a lot.